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<blockquote data-quote="Grayda" data-source="post: 163658" data-attributes="member: 24747">I have SO many jokes, but most are inappropriate for here, unless people like hearing jokes about fornicating octopuses and such, but here's a semi-decent one ;PA man walks into a bar with a crocodile. He sits down at the bar and says to the people around him &quot;I have a crocodile. And I have a proposition for you. I will attempt to stick my genitals into the crocodile's mouth. If I can survive the ordeal, you must buy me a drink each!&quot;. The crowd around him mumbles and agrees. So he stands up, drops his pants and proceeds to stick his bits into the crocodile's mouth. The crocodile bites down and the crowd gasps. Finally he picks up a bottle and hits the croc over the head and the crocodile releases it's grip. He pulls his pants back up and accepts drinks from the crowd. After the crowd settles down, he stands up and announces again &quot;I will give one thousand dollars to the next person who can do what I just did!&quot;. The room goes silent and everyone looks away. Finally a woman steps forward and says &quot;I'll do it.. if you promise not to hit me over the head with the bottle&quot;har har har :|</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Grayda, post: 163658, member: 24747"] I have SO many jokes, but most are inappropriate for here, unless people like hearing jokes about fornicating octopuses and such, but here's a semi-decent one ;P A man walks into a bar with a crocodile. He sits down at the bar and says to the people around him "I have a crocodile. And I have a proposition for you. I will attempt to stick my genitals into the crocodile's mouth. If I can survive the ordeal, you must buy me a drink each!". The crowd around him mumbles and agrees. So he stands up, drops his pants and proceeds to stick his bits into the crocodile's mouth. The crocodile bites down and the crowd gasps. Finally he picks up a bottle and hits the croc over the head and the crocodile releases it's grip. He pulls his pants back up and accepts drinks from the crowd. After the crowd settles down, he stands up and announces again "I will give one thousand dollars to the next person who can do what I just did!". The room goes silent and everyone looks away. Finally a woman steps forward and says "I'll do it.. if you promise not to hit me over the head with the bottle" har har har :| [/QUOTE]

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