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<blockquote data-quote="SpudR" data-source="post: 473784" data-attributes="member: 54104"><p>What's wrong with a good old beating eh?</p><p>(Preferably giving, but... Whatever floats your boat <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite2" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=";)" /> )</p><p>Just utter the fateful phrase:</p><p>"Prithee wench, cease your prattle, else I shall beat upon your brow!"</p><p></p><p><strong>***Health warning***</strong></p><p>The preceding advice may cause undue side effects including:</p><p> - pain in uncomfortable areas</p><p> - profuse bleeding</p><p> - an immediate deterioration in sexual encounters</p><p></p><p>ONLY KIDDING!!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="SpudR, post: 473784, member: 54104"] What's wrong with a good old beating eh? (Preferably giving, but... Whatever floats your boat ;) ) Just utter the fateful phrase: "Prithee wench, cease your prattle, else I shall beat upon your brow!" [B]***Health warning***[/B] The preceding advice may cause undue side effects including: - pain in uncomfortable areas - profuse bleeding - an immediate deterioration in sexual encounters ONLY KIDDING!! [/QUOTE]
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